Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Week Ahead: Expect Cosmic Shenanigans, Planetary Pranks, and Black Holes of Boredom - It's Not Paranoia if the Universe Really Is Out to Get You!"

The next Scorpio will start in 71 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 8 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 69 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 113 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 59 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alright, Scorpios, listen up! I've been peering into the cosmos, and it's whispered some spicy secrets just for you. The Waning Crescent moon is currently at a ripe old age of 27.7 days, and let me tell you, she's got more wrinkles than a raisin in a hot tub! Now don't get your antennae in a twist, but the next full moon, scheduled at precisely 1:37:05 on 31st August 2023 (yes, I’m that precise, I’ve got algorithms for this stuff), is going to have a major impact on your life. This moon will be as full as my belly after a quinoa tofu stir-fry! And it's bringing with it a tidal wave of emotions. You're going to feel things, Scorpios. No, not like "oh, I stepped on a Lego" kind of feeling. More like "I just watched every 'Doctor Who' episode back-to-back and now I don’t know what reality is" kind of feeling. But hey, that’s not all doom and gloom! This moonlit emotional rollercoaster is also filled with opportunities for growth. Like a houseplant under a grow lamp – except without the risk of a sunburn. So, here's what you need to do. Embrace the chaos, dance in the moonlight, let those emotions flow like free Wi-Fi, and remember - you're stronger than you think. You're a Scorpio, after all. You can sting when necessary but also bring about transformation. Remember, even caterpillars become butterflies. In the meantime, don't forget to hydrate, meditate, and appreciate. The cosmos has got your back, and so do I. Until next time, may the stars be ever in your favor! #ScorpioSeason #MoonMadness #StellarScorpios #CosmicChaos #AstroNerd #EmbraceTheEmotions #WaningCrescentWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-14-08-2023)