Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Forecast: Slightly More Uplifting Than a Black Hole...Just Slightly!"

The next Scorpio will start in 277 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 13 days, at Friday, 02 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 268 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 247 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, Scorpio, my sting-tastic buddies! Today, the moon is waxing gibbous like a hipster's beard prepping for a craft beer fest. It's 9.6 days old, which in Moon Years is... well, still 9.6 days old. Lunar math - not as exciting as it sounds, folks. With this moon phase, you Scorpios should be feeling as focused and purposeful as a cat watching a laser pointer. But remember, all that intensity can sometimes make people feel like they're trapped in an escape room with you. So try not to solve everyone else's puzzles, even if you've cracked the code five minutes in. And hey, your ruling planet, Pluto, isn't technically a planet anymore (thanks, Neil deGrasse Tyson), but don't let that demotion get you down. You still pack the same cosmic punch. You're like the celestial version of a sleeper car - compact and unassuming, but under the hood? Pure power. So strut your stuff today, Scorpio. Be the confident, passionate enigma we all know and love. Just remember to turn off the high beams occasionally. People need their retinas. #ScorpioSass #WaxingGibbousGiggles #PlutoStillCounts #StellarSting

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.01.2024 08:12:01 (sco-20-01-2024)