Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Phone Home! Cosmic Winds Push You Towards Unfamiliar Territory!"

The next Scorpio will start in 274 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 10 days, at Friday, 02 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 265 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 244 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Scorpio, old bean! Let's chat about the universe, shall we? The current waxing gibbous moon, which is 12.5 days old, is shining brighter than my hopes of ever finding a decent cup of tea on this planet. This lunar phase is quite the cosmic curveball, isn't it? It's like ordering a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and getting a cup of lukewarm tap water instead. But fear not, for this moon phase carries a message, and no, it's not "Don't Panic" (although that's always advisable). The universe is telling you to shine on, you crazy diamond...or scorpion. It's time to let your inner light gleam brighter than Marvin’s diodes on a good day. This means embracing your unique quirks and talents, even if they include an irrational fear of Vogons or an uncanny ability to lose every electronic thumb you own. In the spirit of the Hitchhiker's Guide, I further suggest carrying a towel at all times. Not just because it's tremendously useful, but because it's a reminder of home and comfort, two things you Scorpions value above all else. So remember, Scorpio, during this waxing gibbous moon, don't just exist in the universe, light it up like Zaphod Beeblebrox at an intergalactic party. #ScorpioSeason #DontPanic #HitchhikersGuideToAstrology #WaxingGibbousMoon #GargleBlasterGoals #TowelDayEveryDay

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.01.2024 08:12:01 (sco-23-01-2024)