Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Swap Your Stinger for a Flashlight: It's Time to Explore the Dark Corners of Your Personality, Without Getting Lost in the Laundry Room!"

The next Scorpio will start in 242 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 5 days, at Thursday, 29 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 233 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 212 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings, Scorpio! As the Full Moon is currently 14.6 days old (or as I like to call it, rebellious teen moon), you're in for a cosmically exciting week. As a Scorpio, you've always been the 'dark horse' of the zodiac, which is incredibly apt since we're all just galloping through this universe together, aren't we? So, buckle your intergalactic seatbelts, because this week, the planets are dancing the cosmic jig in your favor. The Full Moon has your emotions running on warp speed - much like the speed Blake's 7 should have had to evade those darn Federation pursuit ships, am I right? #SpaceshipSpeedGoals. You might feel like you're walking on an alien planet with your emotions playing the role of unanticipated extraterrestrial life forms. Don't worry, it's just the lunar effect, not an actual alien invasion. Mars, your ruling planet, is acting like a malfunctioning Orac this week, throwing your drive and determination into overdrive. Use this energy to conquer your tasks and goals like Avon would conquer a sarcastic remark. But remember, balance is key; you don't want to burn out faster than a spaceship running low on fuel. On the love front, Venus, the goddess of love, is doing the planetary equivalent of hiding behind a space rock. It's a good time to focus on self-love and care. Maybe try a new outer space-themed yoga routine, because who doesn't want to do the Downward Facing Dog Star? In the words of Roj Blake himself, "Brace yourself for a shock." Except in this case, the shock will be how amazingly you handle this week, not a surprise attack from the Federation. #ScorpioPower #FullMoonFever #AstrologyNerd Until next week, stay stellar, Scorpio!

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.02.2024 08:12:01 (sco-24-02-2024)