"Scorpio, Prepare to be Stung by the Pincers of Destiny: A Week of Galactic Highs, Intergalactic Lows and Maybe a Wormhole or Two!"
The next Scorpio will start in 240 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 3 days, at Thursday, 29 February, 2024
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 231 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024
Venus moves to Scorpio in 210 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024
The Full moon is currently 16.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Hey there, Scorpios! Strap on your rocket boots because this full moon, at a ripe old age of 16.4 days, is ready to launch you into the stratosphere of cosmic possibilities.
You see, in the nerdy world of Astrology, the full moon is like the Gandalf of Middle Earth - wise, wavy-haired, and wearing pointy hats when no one else can pull them off. It's all about illumination, finding clarity in the darkness, and getting push notifications from the universe.
Now, the universe, being the ultimate prankster that it is, has decided to give you Scorpios a bit of a cosmic wedgie. You know, that uncomfortable tug that actually gets you moving faster? Yes, that's the one. There's a stirring in your eighth house of rebirth, transformation, and other stuff that sounds like it should be narrated by Morgan Freeman.
So, don’t be surprised if you find yourself questioning everything from your career choice to your Netflix watchlist. It's all part of the grand plan. And remember, just because you're having an existential crisis doesn't mean you can't have a little fun with it.
Maybe you'll discover a new passion for interpretive dance or start a small business selling artisanal kombucha. Or maybe you'll take up knitting and make scarves for every stray cat in the neighborhood. (Hashtag #KnittingForKitties)
In the immortal words of Bob Ross, "We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents." So, embrace the chaos, my intrepid Scorpios. Let your freak flag fly high and proud. (Hashtag #ScorpioShenanigans)
Remember, the universe doesn't give cosmic wedgies to just anyone. You've been chosen for this wild ride. So grab that full moon energy with both hands, take a deep breath, and yell "Whee!" as you slide down the rainbow of life.
And if you see Gandalf on the way, tell him I said hi. (Hashtag #FullMoonFrolics)
Until next time, Scorpios. Keep those rocket boots shiny!
#Scorpio
SignToday Is Posting: 26.02.2024 08:12:01 (sco-26-02-2024)