The next Scorpio will start in 336 days (Thursday, 23 October, 2025, 16:19 UTC)

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 7 days (Thursday, 28 November, 2024, 16:19 UTC)

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 320 days (Tuesday, 07 October, 2025, 16:19 UTC)

Venus moves to Scorpio in 351 days (Friday, 07 November, 2025, 16:19 UTC)

Mars moves to Scorpio in 305 days (Monday, 22 September, 2025, 16:19 UTC)

There are no planets in Scorpio at this time.

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Warp Speed into a Cosmic Maelstrom of Love, Laundry, and Laser Tag!"

The next Scorpio will start in 330 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 11 days, at Saturday, 09 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 321 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 7 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings, Scorpio! As the moon is currently in its 'teenage rebellion' phase (15.7 days old), you might notice a bit of cosmic chaos! Firstly, my dear crustacean of the Zodiac, don't be surprised if objects in your peripheral vision start defying gravity. You know, small things like your coffee cup or your cat. This is merely the lunar phase working to remind us that 'up' and 'down' are just societal constructs! #GravityWho? Next, buckle up for some intense debates with your houseplants. They've been soaking up the moon's energy and are ready to voice their opinions. Be prepared, they've got a lot to say about photosynthesis. Just remember - in this inter-species debate, sunlight is your trump card! #PhotosynthesisFest In terms of career, the stars suggest a sudden promotion could be on the horizon. However, this could just be a simple case of mistaken identity due to Mercury wearing those ridiculous Groucho Marx glasses. Either way, enjoy the perks while they last! #WorkplaceMishap Lastly, with Venus playing hide-and-seek in your house of relationships, expect some interesting interactions. Glowing green skin or antennas are not cause for alarm. In fact, it's just an invitation to appreciate diversity. Just remember, love knows no boundaries - or galaxies! #InterstellarLove Remember, all this cosmic mischief is meant to add a dash of excitement to your life. So, embrace the chaos, trust the universe, and remember - it's all happening for you, not to you. Or as I always say, "The cosmos is less bowl of spaghetti, more plate of funfetti!" #CosmicChaos Stay stellar, Scorpios!

#Scorpio

SignToday Is Posting: 28.11.2023 08:12:01 (sco-28-11-2023)

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