"Scorpio, prepare to sting! Cosmic planetary alignment says you're about to be hotter than a Goa'uld Staff Weapon!"
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
"Scorpio, prepare to sting! Cosmic planetary alignment says you're about to be hotter than a Goa'uld Staff Weapon!"
"Scorpio, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Chaos: Mars is not Just Your Ruling Planet, it's Also Your Roommate Who Never Does the Dishes!"
"Scorpio, Grab Your Raincoat: Cosmic Tears in the Rain Forecasted! No, It's Not a Replicant Invasion, Just Mercury in Retrograde!"
"Scorpio, prepare to be stung by love as Venus enters your house, and no, she's not here for tea! Bring out the cosmic bug spray!"