Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Defy Gravity: Planets Align for a Bullish Space Rodeo!"

The next Taurus will start in 293 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 9 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 319 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 303 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 343 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 13.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, cosmic bulls! This is your astrologer coming at you with the latest space-time forecast. As I gaze into my cosmic crystal ball (also known as a telescope), I see Jupiter and Uranus hanging out in your sign like two best buds at a Star Trek convention. Now, you might ask, "What does that mean?" Well, have you ever had too much coffee and suddenly you're explaining quantum physics to your cat? That's Jupiter in Taurus for you. Brace yourself for sudden surges of wisdom and insight that might leave your friends looking at you like you've sprouted a third eye. As for Uranus, well, let's just say it's the universe's big, neon sign screaming "CHANGE IS COMING!" I know, change can be scarier than a weeping angel that's just spotted you blinking. But remember, Taurus, you're as sturdy as the USS Enterprise in a meteor shower. You've got this! Now, let's talk about La Luna. With the Full Moon being 13.4 days old, it’s like a teenager – full of energy, a little moody, and with a mind of its own. Expect emotions running high and random bouts of wanting to howl at the moon. So, in conclusion: Get ready for a wild, wisdom-filled ride, ramp up your adaptability settings, and maybe invest in some earplugs for the lunar howling. Until next time, live long and prosper, Taurus! Hashtags: #TaurusTime #JupiterJive #UranusUnleashed #FullMoonFever #CosmicBulls #AstroNerdAlert

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-02-07-2023)