Taurus Report

"Resistance is Futile, Taurus! Prepare to Be Assimilated by Saturn's Retrograde Humor Beam!"

The next Taurus will start in 17 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 7 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 43 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 27 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 67 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Taurus, you stubborn, earthy, marvelous bull! Now look, we've got Jupiter and Uranus having a little party in your sign. Yes, I know, sounds like a sci-fi movie plot, doesn't it? "The Great Gas Giant and the Icy Rebel meet on Planet Bull." Something like that. With Jupiter in your sign, you're probably feeling like a cosmic lottery winner. It's like you chugged a whole jug of cosmic espresso and now you're ready to conquer the world. But remember, Taurus, with great power comes great responsibility... and a high chance of acid reflux. So take it slow. No need to rush, even though you're brimming with energy. Now let's talk about Uranus. This ice giant is known for being unpredictable. It's like that one friend who shows up uninvited to your party and starts doing magic tricks with your cutlery. You never know what they'll do next. Expect surprises, Taurus. Some might be as pleasant as finding an extra fry at the bottom of your take-out bag, while others could be as shocking as discovering your cat has been using your laundry pile as a litter box. And let's not forget about our waning Third Quarter moon. At 23.4 days old, this moon is in its rebellious teen phase. Don't be surprised if you feel a bit moody or find yourself insisting that everyone "just doesn't understand you." Get ready for a wild ride, Taurus. And remember, if life gets too crazy, just do what any sensible bull would do: Stand your ground, lower your horns, and charge... towards the nearest pizza place. #Taurus #JupiterParty #UranusMagic #MoonMoods

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.04.2024 07:12:01 (tau-03-04-2024)