Taurus Report

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus! Unruly Uranus is Messing with your Wi-Fi Signal this Week!"

The next Taurus will start in 261 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 4 days, at Monday, 07 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 287 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 271 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 311 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 16.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Taurus, my bull-headed friend! You're about to have a week that's as fun and unpredictable as a game of Dungeons & Dragons with a group of aliens. With Jupiter lounging in your sign, you're feeling luckier than a cat with nine lives – and twice as frisky. This is the perfect time to take risks, like trying that new vegan recipe you found online, or finally telling that annoying co-worker that no, you don't want to hear about their Crossfit routine anymore. Meanwhile, Uranus has also decided to crash your astrological party, and we all know how much Uncle Uranus loves shaking things up. Expect some unexpected plot twists in your life, like discovering that your favorite hippie sandals are actually made from recycled spaceship parts, or that your neighbor's dog can speak fluent Klingon. And with the Full Moon at 16.6 days old (yeah, I measure moon's age, what of it?), your emotions might be running as high as a Trekkie at a Star Trek convention. Remember to breathe, take some time for yourself, and maybe invest in a stress ball shaped like an alien head. In short, Taurus, your week is shaping up to be wilder than a Star Wars cantina on a Saturday night. Embrace the chaos, and remember: The force is with you, always. #Taurus #Astrology #JupiterInTaurus #UranusInTaurus #FullMoonFever #SciFiNerdLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-03-08-2023)