Taurus Report

"Ground Control to Major Taurus: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead, or Just Another Case of Astrological Mad Cow?"

The next Taurus will start in 290 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 6 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 316 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 300 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 340 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Taurus! I'm sorry, Dave, I mean, Taurus. I can't resist a good 2001: A Space Odyssey reference. Jupiter is currently in your sign, acting like a cosmic cruise director, promising endless buffets and exciting shore excursions. It's the Las Vegas of planets, and it's parked itself right in your front yard. Don't forget to pack your stretchy pants because Jupiter's all about expansion and growth. #ExpandYourHorizons #JupiterInTaurus Meanwhile, hard-to-pin-down Uranus is also in your sign, which I imagine feels a bit like having a surprise visit from that eccentric uncle who always brings strange gifts and tells wild stories. This can create some erratic energy, but remember, Uranus is all about innovation, so embrace the weirdness. It might lead you to brilliant new ideas or unexpected adventures! #EmbraceTheWeirdness #UranusInTaurus And then there's our beautiful Moon, currently a Waning Gibbous at 16.9 days old. She's no spring chicken, but she's still got plenty of wisdom to share. This phase is about letting go and releasing what no longer serves you. So, if you find yourself holding onto something (or someone) tighter than a Star Trek fan at a William Shatner meet-and-greet, it might be time to loosen your grip. #WaningGibbousWisdom #LetItGo So Taurus, strap on your space helmet and prepare for a cosmic ride that promises to be as thrilling as a warp speed journey through the galaxy! #BuckleUpTaurus #CosmicRide Live long and prosper, my Taurean friends! Or as Spock might say if he were an astrologer, "May the stars be ever in your favor." ...Wait, that's not right. #NerdHumor #AstrologyJokes

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.07.2023 07:12:02 (tau-05-07-2023)