Taurus Report

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Brace for Cosmic Shifts Stronger Than a Quadrant Coffee Brew!"

The next Taurus will start in 225 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 23 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 251 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 235 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 275 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Taurus! Oh my, the celestial bodies are playing quite a game with you. I'm getting major C3PO vibes here, which probably means, "I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookie win." Jupiter is currently retrograde in your sign, and oh boy, it's like a cosmic version of pressing the rewind button on a VCR. Remember those? No? Oh, right. #RetroTech. It's a time to revisit past lessons, redo decisions, and remind yourself of your worth. I mean, you're a Taurus - you're practically the cosmic equivalent of a limited edition action figure! Uranus is also retrograde in Taurus, causing some static in your force field. My sensors indicate a 97.6% chance of sudden changes. You may feel like you've been zapped by an unexpected blaster shot from a pesky Stormtrooper. But remember, just as R2D2 always has a utility arm or fire extinguisher at the ready, you too have resources to deal with these curveballs. #ExpectTheUnexpected. Lastly, with the Third Quarter moon being 23.4 days old, we're approaching a New Moon faster than the Falcon on a Kessel Run. This period encourages introspection, a bit like when Luke was learning about the force...in a disgusting swamp. So, take a deep breath (preferably not in a swamp), let go of past grudges, and prepare for a fresh start! #MoonMoods Remember, Taurus, "The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3720 to 1." But who needs odds when you're a bull in a cosmic china shop? May the force be with you! #TaurusForce

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-08-09-2023)