Taurus Report

"Relax, Taurus! Mercury Retrograde Doesn't Mean Your WiFi Will Crash - But You May Want to Double Check Those Alien Invasion Protocols!"

The next Taurus will start in 191 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 17 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 217 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 201 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 241 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hello, my celestial Taurus buddies! Jupiter and Uranus are playing a cosmic game of chicken in your sign, and guess who's caught in the middle? That's right, you! So buckle up, because this retrograde roller coaster is about to hit warp speed. Jupiter (or as I like to call him, the cosmic Santa Claus) in retrograde might make you feel like all your gifts are being returned to sender. Don't worry, it's not you, it's them. Your charisma isn't on the fritz, the universe just hit pause. But remember, the best gifts aren't material, they're the lessons we learn... even if those lessons are about patience when your WiFi won't connect. Now, on the other hand (or should I say, other planet?), Uranus in retrograde is stirring up some chaos. Think of this as the universe's way of shaking up your snow globe life. Yes, it's going to be a bit blizzardy for a while, but once those flakes settle, you'll see your world in a whole new light. The Waning Crescent moon, nearing its end, is like that last slice of pizza in the box. It’s smaller, but still deliciously satisfying. Use this time to reflect, recharge, and maybe reorganize that closet you've been ignoring since 2020. Lastly, remember that the next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023. Mark your calendars, folks! It's going to be a lunar party and everyone's invited. So, dear Taurus, brace yourself for a cosmic comedy of errors, courtesy of Jupiter, Uranus, and that cheeky Moon. Remember, it's all just a bit of interstellar fun and games. #TaurusForce #RetrogradeRodeo #LunarLaughs #CosmicComedy #PizzaMoon #InterstellarParty2023

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-12-10-2023)