By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 24 February 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"TAURUS, PREPARE FOR EXTERMIN...ATION OF NEGATIVITY! STEADY BULL CHARGES INTO A UNIVERSE OF POSITIVE VIBRATIONS!"

The next Taurus will start in 56 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 18 days, at Wednesday, 13 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 82 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 66 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 106 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, cosmic bulls! Okay, let's nerd out. You've got not one, but two big-time planets chillin' in your sign right now. Jupiter, the CEO of the solar system, and Uranus, the mad scientist of the zodiac, are both hanging out in Taurus. It's like hosting a sci-fi convention in your living room! #GeekParty Now, Jupiter is the planet of expansion, so don't freak out if you find yourself craving for second helpings of pizza or if your Netflix 'to watch' list is longer than a Star Trek marathon. It's just the cosmos saying, "More, more, more!" #BingeWatchAlert Uranus, on the other hand, is about revolution, innovation, and change. Expect some radical shifts in your life that may seem as out of place as a vegan at a barbecue. You might suddenly get a brilliant idea for a new app, or find yourself drawn to avant-garde art. Embrace it. Let your inner geek fly! #NerdPower Now, let's talk about La Luna. The moon is currently 14.6 days old, which means we're near enough to full moon territory. Emotions might be running higher than Spock's eyebrows. This is a time to let things out, not bottle them up. Don't suppress your feelings; let them flow like a Klingon love poem. #FullMoonFeels So, dear Tauruses, this week is all about embracing the chaos, going with the flow, and letting your inner nerd shine. And remember, you're as unique and beautiful as a double rainbow in a supernova. Stay groovy, space bulls! #CosmicChaos #TaurusTakeover

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.02.2024 07:12:01 (tau-24-02-2024)

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