"Taurus, Brace for Incoming! Your Stubbornness Might Just Have Met Its Match - Mercury in Retrograde!"
The next Taurus will start in 27 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 17 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 53 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 37 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 77 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Hello, celestial shape-shifter, Taurus! Last time I checked, Jupiter and Uranus were having a rockin’ house party in your sign. Now, don't get all worked up imagining planets wearing party hats while doing the Macarena. It's not that kind of party. It's more like a Star Trek convention with less cosplay and more cosmic energy.
As Jupiter, the big boy of the solar system, does the moonwalk through your sign, it’s bringing abundance and expansion. Think less ‘expanding waistline’ after binge eating pizza and more 'expanding mind' after binge-reading Carl Sagan.
At the same time, Uranus, the quirky uncle of the planets, is also hanging out in Taurus. This dude is all about change and innovation. So, expect a few surprises, like suddenly finding out you enjoy quantum physics or developing an inexplicable passion for collecting Star Wars action figures. Embrace the weird and wonderful changes coming your way.
Oh, and that 13.9-days-old full moon? She's pouring down lunar love, nudging you to let go of old patterns and start fresh. It's the perfect time to Marie Kondo your life. If it doesn't spark joy or at least make you laugh like a hyena, chuck it.
So Taurus, gear up for a wild cosmic ride. Remember, you're as sturdy as a Starship Enterprise, as tenacious as a Tribble, and as brilliant as a supernova. Let the universe work its magic!
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SignToday Is Posting: 24.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-24-03-2024)