By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 25 July 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Taurus, Prepare for a Bull Market in Cosmic Vibes: Your Moon is Rising Faster than Serenity Out of Reaver Territory!"

The next Taurus will start in 269 days, at Sunday, 20 April, 2025

The Moon moves to Taurus in 3 days, at Sunday, 28 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 290 days, at Sunday, 11 May, 2025

Venus moves to Taurus in 316 days, at Friday, 06 June, 2025

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Oh, Taurus, my lovable, stubborn bull! This week, the universe is giving you a celestial wedgie of sorts. With Uranus parked in your sign like a UFO at a drive-in movie, expect the unexpected. Yes, Uranus is that eccentric uncle who turns up uninvited at family events and makes everyone uncomfortable with his strange jokes and bizarre dance moves. Now, let's add our moon, which is currently waning gibbous and older than a '90s floppy disk. It's 19.1 days old to be exact. Kind of like the age when you finally decided to move out of your parent's basement, eh? You're feeling as if you've lost some of your glow, Taurus, but fear not! Just because we can't see all of the moon doesn't mean it's not there. Your shine is still there, just a bit hidden right now. This combination of Uranus and the moon might make you feel like you're juggling flaming ping pong balls while riding a unicycle. But remember, Taurus, even if you drop a ball or two, the show must go on. So keep your chin up, your spirits high, and maybe invest in a fire extinguisher, just in case. My suggestion? Embrace the chaos. Dance with Uranus (not literally, that would be quite a trip, space travel isn't cheap you know). Reflect with the moon. Maybe even howl a bit, it's therapeutic! I promise. So, dear Taurus, let's toast to the cosmic rollercoaster, buckle up and enjoy the ride. Remember, you are stronger than any celestial body, except maybe a black hole. Don't mess with those. #Taurus #UranusInTheHouse #MoonWaningButStillWaving #CelestialChaos #CosmicRollercoaster #EmbraceTheUnexpected #YouGotThisBull.

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.07.2024 07:12:01 (tau-25-07-2024)

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