"Taurus, the Force Be Moo-ving With You: Expect Some Galactic Bull-ishness in Your Near Future!"
The next Taurus will start in 147 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The moon is currently in Taurus
Mercury moves to Taurus in 173 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 157 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 197 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Alright, Taurus my lovelies, this is your astrologer-meets-nerdy-hippie-Dave-Lister here. According to the cosmic tea leaves, it's a full-on celestial gathering in your sign.
Now, the Moon is hanging out in your sign, just like a Smeghead who's crashed on your sofa for the weekend. This is making you feel all sorts of emotions, ranging from wanting to hug everyone to contemplating if you could survive on a deserted planet with just a pot noodle for company. #MoonInTaurus #EmotionalRollercoaster
Then there's Jupiter, who's decided to go retrograde in your sign. This might make you feel like you've accidentally stepped into a parallel universe where everything's backward. Your plans might slow down, but hey, remember that time when Starbug got stuck in reverse? They still got out of it, didn't they? So keep pushing forward, even if it feels like you're doing the moonwalk! #JupiterRetrograde #KeepPushing
And Uranus, oh dear Uranus, also going retrograde in your sign. Imagine this as if Kryten started malfunctioning and started serving chilled vindaloo instead of warm. Expect the unexpected, Taurus. It might be a wild ride, but remember, even a malfunctioning service droid can create some hilarious moments. #UranusRetrograde #ExpectTheUnexpected
With the Waxing Gibbous moon being 12.6 days old, it's almost like it's hanging around just to add a bit more drama in your life. You might feel a bit more energetic and adventurous, just like Rimmer on one of his crazy quests. Embrace it and don't forget to laugh at the absurdities.
So, Taurus, buckle up! It's going to be a ride filled with laughter, unexpected surprises, and perhaps a few chilled vindaloos. #WaxingGibbous #RedDwarfStyle
Remember, you're not just a space wanderer; you're a space warrior. Keep that chin up and keep exploring the universe!
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 25.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-25-11-2023)