Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Bullish Ways may experience a Cosmic Traffic Jam this week!"

The next Taurus will start in 25 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 15 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 51 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 35 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 75 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Taurus buddies! It's your favorite galaxy-traveling astrologer here with an update that's hotter than a lightsaber duel on Mustafar. So, buckle up, because even if you're not the chosen one, this is still your destiny... With Jupiter parked in your star sign like the Millennium Falcon at a spaceport, expect some serious cosmic power-ups. Think of it as Yoda's wisdom, and a Wookiee's strength all rolled into one. You may find yourself attracting good luck like a magnet attracts droids... or is it the other way around? Whatever, you get the point. But wait, there's more! Uranus is also in Taurus, and let me tell you, the Force is strong with this one. Things might get a little unpredictable, but remember, my Taurus friends, it's just like navigating an asteroid field: 3,720 to 1 odds aren't bad when you're a Jedi... or a bull. And that 15.7-day old Full Moon? It's lighting up your life like the twin suns of Tatooine. Feel its energy, embrace it. After all, you belong among the stars, not stuck in some stuffy Death Star. In short, expect a cosmic rollercoaster ride, but hey, what’s life without a bit of excitement, right? Get ready for some interstellar wisdom and unexpected changes. May the Force be with you, Tauruses! #TaurusForce #JupiterInTaurus #UranusInTaurus #FullMoonFever #StarWarsAstrology #NerdHippieAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-26-03-2024)