Taurus Report

"Totally Terrific Taurus: Expect Tremendous Bull Market in Cosmic Vibes, The Best You've Ever Seen - Believe Me!"

We are currently in the sign of Taurus

The Moon moves to Taurus in 22 days, at Thursday, 18 May, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Taurus

Jupiter moves to Taurus in 21 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The First Quarter moon is currently 6 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, fellow Earthlings and specifically Taurus-folk! It appears that the current celestial alignments are quite fascinating... or to put it in terms that Lieutenant Commander Data would appreciate: "How positively intriguing!" 🤖 With Mercury doing its mysterious moonwalk (aka retrograde) in your sign, expect some #CommunicationFails and #TechGlitches. But fear not, for as Data once said: "In the end, one can be much more successful by embracing change." So embrace the chaos, Taurus, and ride the retrograde wave like a true space surfer. 🌊🏄‍♀️ Meanwhile, Uranus has set up camp in your sign, bringing #UnexpectedSurprises and #QuirkyTwists to your life. It's like a cosmic rollercoaster, and you're in the front seat! As Data would say: "There is a certain degree of fascination with the unknown, which I find quite appealing." 🎢 Lastly, our lovely First Quarter Moon is 6 days old, making it the perfect time to #TakeAction and #PursueGoals. Remember, as the android himself once stated: "It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life." So forge ahead with confidence, dear Taurus, and trust that the stars have got your back. To sum it up, in the spirit of Data, "Fascinating" is a word I use for the unexpected, like the current state of the cosmos. May your week be full of wonder, amusement, and just the right amount of logical conundrums. 🖖 #TaurusHoroscope #DataStyle #StarTrekHumor #CosmicRollercoaster

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.04.2023 07:12:01 (tau-26-04-2023)