"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Graze Fresh Pastures: Uranus Lobs Cosmic Curveballs and You're Up to Bat!"
The next Taurus will start in 21 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 11 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 47 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 31 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 71 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Alrighty then, Taurus! Now that Jupiter is taking a vacation in your sign, you're practically the cosmic equivalent of a cat video – downright irresistible and oddly satisfying. But don't get too comfy, because Uranus has also checked in for an extended stay, turning you into a bit of a celestial B&B. So prepare for some unexpected room service orders and possibly the occasional interstellar pool party.
With Uranus here, expect a few surprises, like suddenly realizing you've been wearing mismatched socks all day or waking up from a dream where you were a platypus. Change is in the air, and it's got a sense of humor. But hey, life's too short for matching socks or being a boring mammal, right?
The Waning Gibbous moon, currently at 19.4 days old, is like that teenager who thinks they know everything but still can't figure out how to do laundry. It's shedding light on what needs to be cleansed and released in your life. No, not just dirty laundry, but those stubborn habits, too. So, if you've been clinging to a Netflix series that's losing its appeal or a snack obsession that's about as healthy as licking a petri dish, now's the time to let go.
So, what's the takeaway, dear Taurus? Embrace the unexpected, release the old, and remember: you're the cat video of the zodiac right now. Enjoy it.
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Remember, science meets astrology is like peanut butter meeting jelly. A bit sticky, totally sweet, and sometimes, it sticks to the roof of your brain. But hey, that's the fun part!
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SignToday Is Posting: 30.03.2024 07:12:02 (tau-30-03-2024)