Taurus Report

"Taurean Toasters, Rejoice! Frakkin' Fabulous Fortune Awaits in the Stars!"

The next Taurus will start in 326 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 15 days, at Wednesday, 14 June, 2023

Mercury is currently in Taurus

Venus moves to Taurus in 336 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Great Scott, Taurus! This week's cosmic lineup is as heavy as Doc Brown's DeLorean! With Mercury, Jupiter, and Uranus all in your sign, it's like you've got the whole planetary gang hanging out in your own personal Hill Valley. Let's break it down, shall we? First up, Mercury, the winged messenger of the cosmos, is making a pit stop in your sign. This means your communication game will be as fast as 88 miles per hour, leaving everyone else in the dust wondering, "Where's the beef?" Just remember to not let all that talking cause any paradoxes – we don't want any alternate timelines now, do we? Next, Jupiter's in the house, and it's looking to expand your horizons, almost like taking a trip to the Wild West. You'll be tempted to explore new ideas and opportunities, just like Marty McFly on his hoverboard. So, grab your self-lacing shoes and embrace the adventure, partner! Finally, Uranus is here to shake things up like the Enchantment Under the Sea dance. Expect the unexpected and don't rule out any "future" possibilities. Remember, Taurus, your density... I mean, destiny, lies in your hands. As for that 9.8-day-old Waxing Gibbous moon, it's shining some serious lunar vibes your way. Harness its energy to help you navigate through these wild planetary happenings. So buckle up, Taurus, because where you're going, you don't need roads – just a good sense of humor, a spirit of adventure, and maybe a flux capacitor or two. #MartyMcFlyStyle #TaurusTimeTravel #CosmicDeLorean #HoverboardHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.05.2023 07:12:02 (tau-30-05-2023)