Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert! Mercury's Retrograde is Doing the Cha-Cha Slide in Your House of Communication - Hold on to Your Laser Pointers!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 12 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 38 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Full moon is currently 16.2 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Virgo! I'm here to deliver your horoscope in the style of the Matrix because, why not? The universe is full of mysteries, and so is the Matrix! Your ruling planet Mercury is currently pulling a bit of a "Mr. Anderson" and going retrograde in your sign. Yeah, I know, it's like trying to download Kung Fu directly into your brain—confusing and makes for one heck of a headache. But fear not, just as Neo dodged those bullets, you too can navigate through this challenging time with grace and agility. This retrograde period is all about revisiting past decisions, reflecting on actions, and reinstalling updates to your personal belief system. Just make sure you're running on the most recent software of kindness and empathy. The Full Moon, aged a robust 16.2 days, is shining brighter than the glow from Morpheus' glasses. It's adding a touch of drama, emotions running higher than Trinity's kick. You might feel like you've swallowed the red pill and reality is a little too real. But remember, it's all about balance, reassurance, and knowing that there's always a comfy Nebuchadnezzar to return to when things get tough. Look out for signs, synchronicities, and maybe a few white rabbits. Keep your cool, stay grounded, and remember, nobody makes the first jump. In the end, no matter how much retrograde mayhem or full moon madness comes your way, remember that you are the "One" of your own life. So, suit up, dive into the Matrix, and show that retrograde who's boss! #VirgoInTheMatrix #MercuryRetrograde #FullMoonFrenzy #NeoStyleAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-01-09-2023)