Virgo Report

"Virgo, this week you're more balanced than a perfectly calibrated equation in a quantum physics lecture! Prepare for cosmic harmony, but remember, no one can hear you scream in space... or when you find that missing sock."

The next Virgo will start in 202 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 21 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 174 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 184 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey Virgos, grab your calculators and get ready to crunch some cosmic numbers! Did you know the Third Quarter moon is exactly 22.5 days old? Yeah, that’s right! I did the math with my slide rule, astrolabe and an abacus. It's like the moon is going through its own quarter-life crisis. No, wait, that's not how it works, but you catch my drift. This phase of the lunar cycle is all about letting go and releasing what no longer serves you. Like those mismatched socks you've been hoarding since 1997, or maybe that grudge against Pluto for getting demoted from planet status. I mean, really, we all know it's a planet in our hearts, right? But back to you, Virgo. With Mercury being your ruling planet, you're all about communication. So, it's time to speak up. Is there something you've been wanting to say? Don't be shy now, this isn't high school algebra class where an incorrect answer might earn you a pie (π) in the face! Take advantage of the moon's energy and express yourself. Just remember, timing is everything. Like, don't confess your love to your crush while they're in the middle of a Fortnite battle. Trust me on this one, alright? Bottom line, the universe is giving you the green light to let go and grow. Embrace change, declutter and make room for new opportunities. And remember, a clean room is a happy room, as Marie Kondo would say. Or was it Bob Ross? Anyway, someone wise said it, so it must be true! Until next time, space cadets. Keep your telescopes polished and your star charts handy. #MoonMath #VirgoVibes #CosmicCleanUp #SpeakYourTruth

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.02.2024 07:52:02 (vir-03-02-2024)