"Virgo Forecast: Time to Reboot Your Love Life, Dust Off Your Brain Cells, And Maybe Even Sort Your Sock Drawer! It's All Systems Go in the Cosmos!"
The next Virgo will start in 170 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024
The Moon moves to Virgo in 16 days, at Friday, 22 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Virgo in 142 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024
Venus moves to Virgo in 152 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Greetings, my meticulous Virgoan friends! May the celestial bodies of wisdom shower you with their cosmic glitter. But let's talk about our dear Waning Crescent moon, now 24.9 days old (or let's just say 25, it's not like the moon is overly sensitive about its age or anything).
This moon, like a middle-aged man trying to squeeze into skinny jeans, is struggling to hold onto its light. It's time for you too, dear Virgo, to let go of the things that no longer serve you. Like that half-eaten tub of ice cream in your freezer, or that pile of 'things to sort out later' that's been there since...well, we won't talk about how long.
Now, as Virgos, you're known for your commitment to order and sanity, much like the way I meticulously arrange my sock drawer by color, fabric, and level of nerdiness. But remember, every once in a while, it's okay to pick a sock at random. Spontaneity can be your friend, just like Sheldon Cooper found a new friend in chaos theory.
Don't worry too much about messing up. Remember, even Mercury goes into retrograde sometimes, and it's still one of the solar system's most popular planets (although don't tell Mars, it has a fragile ego).
So, under this nearly-quarter-century moon, embrace the unexpected. Wear mismatched socks, eat breakfast for dinner, or binge-watch that guilty pleasure TV show you've been hiding from your friends. Because remember, dear Virgos, the universe is a big place, but your comfort zone doesn't have to be.
#VirgoVibes #WaningCrescentWisdom #Babylon5Banter #NerdyAstrologer #EmbraceTheChaos
P.S. And remember, if anyone questions your choices, just tell them you're following the advice of your astrologer, who has a PhD in cosmic shenanigans!
#Virgo
SignToday Is Posting: 06.03.2024 07:52:01 (vir-06-03-2024)