By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 16 March 2024
Category: Virgo

Virgo Report

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect More Twists than Schrödinger's Cat's Tale and Fewer Tidy Outcomes than a Black Hole Vacuuming Session!"

The next Virgo will start in 160 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 6 days, at Friday, 22 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 132 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 142 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Alright, my straight-laced Virgo buddies. Let's talk about this 6.5-day-old moon, or as I like to call it, the “toddler moon.” It's still figuring stuff out, like how not to trip over its own glow. Kind of like you, huh? Now, don't get your spectacles in a twist, my meticulous Virgo friends. Remember, I'm just pulling your constellation here. But let's get real. This toddler moon is begging you to embrace the chaos. And I know, I know, 'chaos' and 'Virgo' combine about as well as oil and water... or pineapple on pizza... or socks with sandals... But hear me out. It's time to unscrew that tightly fastened lid of yours and let those creative juices flow. And yes, science backs me up on this, folks. The First Quarter Moon is a time for action, for pushing boundaries, for embracing the wild, untamed side of life. So, go ahead, wear those socks with sandals if it makes you happy. Just don't send me the fashion police bill, okay? So, Virgo, this week, I dare you to take a step into the unknown. Try a new hobby, ask out that crush, or heck, try a different brand of toothpaste. You might surprise yourself with how much you enjoy a little bit of unpredictability. You've got this, Virgo. Remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes - except maybe the platypus. I mean, what's up with that guy, right? #VirgoVibes #FirstQuarterMoon #EmbraceTheChaos #SocksAndSandals #Nerdstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.03.2024 07:52:02 (vir-16-03-2024)

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