Virgo Report

"Virgo Stealth-Mode: Navigating the Celestial Jungle Like an Invisible Cosmic Alien!"

The next Virgo will start in 216 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 8 days, at Sunday, 28 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 188 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 198 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

"Hey there, Virgos! Just as I suspected, the Xenomorph...wait, I mean the Moon is in Waxing Gibbous at 9.6 days old. Now, I know that sounds like the title of an obscure sci-fi novella, but bear with me here! This phase is all about refining and adjusting - it’s like we're all playing a galactic game of Tetris. But unlike Tetris, there are no space aliens trying to eat us...I hope. So, dear Virgo, it's time for some out-of-this-world spring cleaning. I'm talking about decluttering your spaceship...err, life. Dust off those metaphorical air ducts, purge that emotional cargo bay, and get yourself set to hyperdrive towards serenity. But remember, no matter how organized you get, life, much like an Alien queen, has a way of throwing curveballs (or facehuggers). So, stay flexible and keep that flame-thrower...I mean adaptability at the ready. This week, remember to channel your inner Ripley: be resourceful, be resilient, and always check behind you for any unwanted extraterrestrial stowaways. And hey, if you happen to come across some friendly ETs, maybe they can help you with that spring cleaning! To sum it up: don’t sweat the small stuff, keep your space suit zipped up tight, and enjoy the cosmic trip. The stars are on your side, Virgo. Now go out there and show 'em what you've got! #AlienAstrology #VirgoVibes #WaxingGibbousGlow #Nerdstrology"

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.01.2024 07:52:02 (vir-20-01-2024)