"Galactic Forecast for Virgo: Mercury's Not in Retrograde, It's Just Social Distancing! Time to Fine-Tune Your Inner Geek and Embrace the Chaos of the Stars!"
The next Virgo will start in 29 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024
The Moon moves to Virgo in 12 days, at Tuesday, 06 August, 2024
Mercury moves to Virgo tomorrow, at Friday, 26 July, 2024
Venus moves to Virgo in 11 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024
Mars moves to Virgo in 328 days, at Wednesday, 18 June, 2025
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.
Hey there, Virgo!
Alright, let's plug in and download today's forecast. Picture yourself as Neo, but instead of dodging bullets, you're deflecting bad vibes like a boss. The waning gibbous moon is currently 19.1 days old, just like that leftover pizza slice you've been eyeing in your fridge.
You know, the one that's probably developed an entire micro-ecosystem by now. But hey, don't worry! Your inner Neo has got you covered. You'll either dodge that temptation or turn it into a unique science experiment.
Jupiter is downloading some wisdom into your Matrix today, making you feel like Morpheus. You might not have a pair of cool sunglasses or a hovercraft at your disposal, but you've got the knowledge, baby! Who needs fancy gadgets when you've got Jupiter in your corner, right?
Remember, Virgo, reality is just a construct. You're the One. You can change the code. Bend the rules. Heck, you can even bend the spoon if you're having soup for lunch. Just remember to wash up afterwards, okay?
In the words of Morpheus himself, "There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path." So get out there, Virgo, and strut your stuff on that cosmic catwalk.
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SignToday Is Posting: 25.07.2024 07:52:01 (vir-25-07-2024)