Virgo Report

"Virgo, Buckle up, Kid! Mercury's in Retrograde and We're About to Make The Kessel Run in Under 12 Parsecs!"

The next Virgo will start in 150 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 24 days, at Friday, 19 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 122 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 132 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, Virgo! As we find ourselves under the glorious spectacle of a 15.7-day-old full moon (or as I like to call it, a "teenage" moon – they grow up so fast, don’t they?), let's explore what the cosmos has in store for you. The moon, in its rebellious adolescent phase, is acting much like a disco ball in the sky, casting a reflective light on your sixth sense of order and routine. Perhaps it’s time to shake things up a bit? Swap that tofu salad lunch for a wild, uncalculated...jalapeno popper? I jest, but you get the idea. Now, Mercury, your ruling planet, is doing the Macarena in your third house of communication. You might find yourself speaking in riddles or accidentally inventing your own language. Don't worry, it's not a side effect of that experiment you volunteered for. It's just the universe giving you a nudge to express yourself more creatively. Meanwhile, Venus is doing its best impersonation of a stealthy ninja in your second house of finances. Keep an eye on your wallet, but remember, money isn't everything. The true wealth lies in your vast knowledge of Star Trek trivia and the ability to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded. We're in a period of cosmic flux, my dear Virgo. Embrace the chaos! Be the confident introvert, the organized hippie, the science nerd with a penchant for interpretive dance! Let loose and remember, the universe has a grand sense of humor and so should you. #VirgoVibes #FullMoonFrenzy #AstrologyAwesomeness #NerdyNirvana #CosmicChaos

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.03.2024 07:52:02 (vir-26-03-2024)