Virgo Report

"Virgo Season Alert: Even Your Spreadsheet Can't Organize this Cosmic Mayhem!"

The next Virgo will start in 239 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 4 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 211 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 221 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Full moon is currently 16 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, earthling Virgos! Here's your cosmic forecast, Dalek style, in honor of the 16-day-old full moon! Your meticulous nature might make you feel like you're on a constant mission to EX-TER-MIN-ATE any chaos in your life. But remember, even the most precise Dalek blaster can miss a target sometimes. So don't worry if your plans go a little awry this week. Embrace the unpredictability, it's part of the fun! Mercury, your ruling planet, is doing the intergalactic equivalent of the hokey pokey. You might find yourself changing your mind more often than a Dalek changes its batteries. Embrace the oscillation and let your thoughts run wild. The full moon in your sign might make you feel like you're caught in the tractor beam of emotions. Don't fight it, Virgo. Even Daleks have been known to shed a tear or two (or whatever the equivalent is for a species without tear ducts). Remember, even a Dalek needs downtime to recharge their energy weapons. So take a break from world domination (or your regular work) to rejuvenate yourself. Your mantra for the week: Embrace the chaos. It's not an invasion, it's an opportunity. #VirgoVibes #FullMoonFollies #DoctorWhoHoroscope #DalekDays #EmbraceTheChaos

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.12.2023 07:52:02 (vir-28-12-2023)