Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic curry of chaos: Planets align like vindaloo particles, so hold onto your space pants and brace for interstellar indigestion!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 216 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 16 days, at Sunday, 07 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 203 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 253 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 218 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The New moon is currently 1.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Great Scott, Sagittarians! The New Moon is currently a mere 1.2 days old, which means it's time to buckle up and get ready for a cosmic ride through the space-time continuum of your life! #1.2GigawattsOfNewMoonEnergy As a Sagittarius, you're like the DeLorean of the zodiac, always seeking adventure and eager to explore the unknown corners of the universe – or at least the local mall. But remember, where we're going, we don't need roads… we need hoverboards! #SagittariusOnAHoverboard Now, this New Moon phase is crucial for you, my dear time-traveling archers. It's an opportunity to reset your personal flux capacitor and manifest your goals with the power of 1.21 gigawatts! Focus on what you want to achieve in the next lunar cycle, and like Marty McFly, you'll be able to rock the future. #FluxCapacitorGoals Mercury, the planet of communication, is doing the moonwalk in the realm of Gemini this month, so expect some interesting conversations with quirky characters that might just inspire your next big idea. Just remember, don't reveal too much about your future self; we don't want any paradoxes now, do we? #DontMessWithTheSpaceTimeContinuum Speaking of communication, you'll find yourself drawn to nerdy pursuits like science (or science fiction) during this time. Embrace your inner Doc Brown and get excited about the wonders of the universe – it's a great way to bond with like-minded friends and maybe even invent something amazing! #GreatScottItsScience Love and romance may seem like they belong in another dimension right now, but fear not, Sagittarius! Your natural charm and sense of humor will help you navigate the complexities of the heart. Just be sure to avoid any romantic entanglements with your past or future relatives – that's a whole other kind of time-travel headache. #KeepingItInThePresent In conclusion, Sagittarius, the 1.2-day-old New Moon is your chance to hit the reset button on your life and prepare for the adventures that lie ahead. Just remember to keep the space-time continuum intact, and don't forget to bring a spare plutonium canister for your cosmic DeLorean! #RoadsOptional Wishing you an electrifying New Moon experience, Sagittarius! May you reach 88 miles per hour

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.04.2023 08:22:01 (sag-21-04-2023)