Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Intergalactic Shenanigans: Your Spirit Animal, the Centaur, Just Borrowed Einstein's GPS!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 240 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 3 days, at Saturday, 30 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 221 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 205 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Alright, you Sagittarian archers, listen up! The Waning Gibbous moon is in town and it’s not messing around. It's 16.6 days old, which is roughly the same age as that leftover pizza you're considering eating. My advice? Go for it. After all, adventure is your middle name, right? This moon phase is all about letting go and release, like letting go of that dream of becoming a professional kazoo player. I know, it's tough. But hey, the stars don't lie, and they're saying it's time to tune out that kazoo noise and tune into something more... harmonious. You might feel a surge of energy, much like when you mistakenly thought that drinking five cups of coffee was a good idea. Use it wisely; don't go picking fights with vending machines or arguing with Siri. Instead, channel that energy into something constructive like learning the science behind why flamingos are pink. Your lucky number? 42. Why? Because Douglas Adams said so and, quite frankly, who am I to argue with the man who gave us the answer to life, the universe, and everything? So buckle up, my fiery centaurs. The universe has got a one-way ticket to Crazytown with your name on it. And remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Just make sure you've got enough sugar. #SagittariusVibes #WaningGibbousMoon #NerdyAstrology #SacredScience #FlamingosArePinkBecauseOfShrimp 🌔🏹🍕🎵🍋

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.03.2024 08:22:01 (sag-27-03-2024)