Sagittarius Report

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The next Sagittarius will start in 237 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The moon is currently in Sagittarius

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 218 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 202 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Alright, Sagittarians, buckle up! With the moon currently vacationing in your sign and having passed its full glory, it's doing the Waning Gibbous thing at 19.4 days old. We're talking a cosmic face-aging challenge here, folks! So, here's what this means for all you swashbuckling archers. You're about to experience a surge of introspection. With the moon in its "I'm-not-as-young-as-I-used-to-be" phase, you're likely to find yourself pondering life's big questions. Like, why is it called a 'building' when it's already built? Or why does quicksand work slowly? You know, the usual deep stuff. Now, don't let this send you into an existential crisis. Remember, Sagittarius, you're a fire sign with the courage of a lion, the speed of a cheetah, and the attention span of a goldfish. You love exploration and adventure, so why not explore the inner workings of that fantastic brain of yours? This phase is perfect for some self-reflection. So go on, grab a cup of your favorite herbal tea (or hot chocolate, I won't judge), put on those funky tie-dye pajamas you've got hidden in your closet, and get ready to dive deep into your psyche. Just remember to come up for air (and snacks) occasionally. Also, expect some unexpected revelations about yourself. Maybe you'll discover a new hobby, like collecting spoons or learning Klingon. Or perhaps you'll finally admit that you secretly enjoy watching those cheesy reality TV shows. Whatever it is, embrace it. You're a Sagittarian, after all. Weirdness is part of your charm. So, in conclusion, expect a week of introspection, epiphanies, and potential existential crises. But don't worry, Sagittarius, you've got this. After all, you're the sign most likely to land a spaceship on Mars or invent a vegan bacon that actually tastes like bacon. #Sagittarius #MoonInSag #WaningGibbous #19DayOldMoon #DeepThoughts #ExistentialCrisis #VeganBacon

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.03.2024 08:22:02 (sag-30-03-2024)