"Sagittarius, This Week You're More Lost than a Black Hole in a Quantum Field; Time to Fire Up Those Stellar GPS Coordinates!"
Sagittarius is the ninth astrological sign, which is associated with the constellation Sagittarius and spans 240–270th degrees of the zodiac. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this sign between approximately November 23 and December 21.
"Sagittarius, This Week You're More Lost than a Black Hole in a Quantum Field; Time to Fire Up Those Stellar GPS Coordinates!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmic Rollercoaster of Your Life with a Quasar's Enthusiasm and a Black Hole's Sense of Direction!"
"Sagittarius, prepare to shoot your energy arrow at the cosmos! But remember, space is a vacuum and sound can't travel, so nobody will hear you scream if you miss!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp Speed into Good Fortune - Just Remember, It's Not the Size of Your Phaser, It's How You Use It!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Metaphorical Arrows in Zero Gravity: Your Galactic Comedy Forecast is Here!"