"Sagittarius: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Carousel Ride! Jupiter's Swinging its Giant Gaseous Fist, and Saturn's Lost its Rings in Poker...Again!"
Sagittarius is the ninth astrological sign, which is associated with the constellation Sagittarius and spans 240–270th degrees of the zodiac. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this sign between approximately November 23 and December 21.
"Sagittarius: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Carousel Ride! Jupiter's Swinging its Giant Gaseous Fist, and Saturn's Lost its Rings in Poker...Again!"
"Sagittarius, Buckle Up Your Starship! Jupiter's Doing the Cha-Cha and it's about to Turn Your World Upside Down...in a Good Way...Probably!"
"Sagittarius, Your Stars are Bursting Out Like a Xenomorph from John Hurt's Chest! Brace Yourself for an Intergalactic Adventure!"
"Sagittarius, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That... Just Kidding! Your Galactic GPS is Set for Thrills and Spills This Week!"