"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Whip Out Those Groovy Galactic Bow & Arrows as the Cosmos Sends You on a Far-Out, Nerdtastic Adventure!"
Sagittarius is the ninth astrological sign, which is associated with the constellation Sagittarius and spans 240–270th degrees of the zodiac. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this sign between approximately November 23 and December 21.
"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Whip Out Those Groovy Galactic Bow & Arrows as the Cosmos Sends You on a Far-Out, Nerdtastic Adventure!"
"Sagittarius: Galactic Hitchhikers Brace for Yet Another Tediously Optimistic Week of Unbearable Spontaneity and Wanderlust - Don't Panic, but Do Bring a Towel"
"Sagittarians, Prepare to Launch: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Quirks Await as Jupiter Jives with your Inner Nerd this Month!"
"Sagittarius, I find your lack of faith in the stars disturbing... Embrace cosmic guidance or face the dark side of the horoscope!"
"WARNING, SAGITTARIUS: THE UNIVERSE FORECASTS AN EXPLOSIVE ADVENTURE AHEAD! EXTERMINATE YOUR BOREDOM AND EMBRACE YOUR INNER GALACTIC WANDERLUST! ALLONS-Y!"